People love my blog! At least every week, i get a wonderful comment about how great my latest article was, or how aesthetic my site looks. It’s a real booster.
It’s what keeps me coming back to my blog to write another post.
Unfortunately, my readers seem to have many problems. They seem to gamble quite a bit online at poker websites, while others are hooked on buying prescription drugs online.
They decide to share their problems with me, at a rate of about 6 times a week. It’s a bit unfair to all my newfound internet friends that they share so much of their joys of life with me, and I only talk about mundane subjects like linux, family and school. So today, i want to discuss a problem that I have: spam.
Now, spam can come in
various flavors. The latest flavor of the month has been comment spam. Here are some common examples:
nice blog, may you like to check my sites interesting about poker five card flush blackjack. hope it you like [insert 15 links here]
or
interesting points. tell others about cheap pharmacy prices at many stores located on web [insert 17 links here]
Now, these spammers are not very smart. In fact, some of them are just web robots, and it is a shame that a computer can be so dumb, but my comment module goes through an approval process. If I want to censor you, I can keep your comment from appearing on my blog. There is no freedom of speech here. Leave your
bill of rights at the door. [hey, if the
patriot act can do it, so can i]
Anyhow, I figured this process was enough to deter any viewers from wasting their time. Sending out email is one thing, you can hit 10 million viewers in one second, and even if only 50 people buy something, your profit margin is HUGE. However, when you comment on my blog, i delete it without even reading it. We both lose time and money.
Now, I could implement a
captcha. A captcha is where there is an image of random letters displayed, and you are asked to enter the letters you see in the image. This is deployed in the hopes that only humans could see the image, and thus it would deter computers from spamming the form at hand.
However, this is highly inaccessible to those with poor vision, or who do not view images on websites. Also, most standard captchas have been broken by computers that can analyze the images, and decipher the message to a high degree of accuracy.
It is interesting to note, that for about a week, i got no spam at all. I was quite pleased, and accredited this success to the good karma that I deserve. However, when fixing some bugs on the site today, i realized my comment link was broken. No comment link = no spam. At least i know of one unsurmountable way to stop spam dead in its tracks.
Until I can think of a better way to do a captcha, i will have to be happy with deleting all and any spam that comes my way. Unfortunately, it has become quite difficult to tell apart my problematic friends from spammers. So, if you have a problem with online poker or you don’t know where to get viagra, and you comment on my blog, don’t be insulted that your comment does not appear on my website. It is a consequence of the new digital world with which we now live in.
Remember kids, spam is not just for dinner anymore.